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February 9th, 2008

07:27 pm
 this is kinda cool


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February 7th, 2008

05:07 am - this made me laugh for a long time
Subject: Out of the Mouths of Babes

If you need a laugh, read through these Children's Science Exam Answers. These are real answers given by children.   

Q: Name the four seasons.   
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.   

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.   
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.   

Q: How is dew formed?   
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.   

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?   
A: Keep it in the cow.   

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?   
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.  All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum.  I forget where the sun joins in this fight.   

Q: What are steroids?   
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.   

Q: What happens to your body as you age?   
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get inter-continental.   

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?   
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.   

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.   
A: Premature death.   

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)   
A: The body is consisted into three parts--the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.  The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.   

Q: What is the fibula?   
A: A small lie.   

Q: What does "varicose" mean?   
A: Nearby.   

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"   
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome   

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'   
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.   

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January 7th, 2008

09:35 am - :)

Brad Paisley, Online Lyrics

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’ll see ya online

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January 1st, 2008

08:16 am
New year, new unions for gay couples 

By BEVERLEY WANG, Associated Press Writer 35 minutes ago

CONCORD, N.H. - Dozens of gay and lesbian couples entered into civil unions in New Hampshire in the early moments of New Year's Day as a new state law legalized the partnerships after midnight.

read the full story here:      http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080101/ap_on_re_us/civil_unions

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December 19th, 2007

09:13 am - My all time favorite book...
 a couple quotes from Crime and Punishment by Russian author Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Nothing in this world is harder than speaking the truth, nothing easier than flattery." 

All is in a man's hands and he lets it all slip from cowardice, that's an axiom. It would be interesting to know what it is men are most afraid of. Taking a new step, uttering a new word is what they fear most. 

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December 11th, 2007

12:13 pm - Utmost Apologies
I'm sorry.

Go here and lose hours.

I'm up to level 8 but can't get past it. Dang it.

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11:17 am - Best Meteor Shower of 2007 Peaks Dec. 13

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November 25th, 2007

01:04 pm

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." 
~~Eleanor Roosevelt

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November 18th, 2007

05:26 pm

The Rules for Being Human


  1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around.
  2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a fulltime informal school called life. Each day in this school you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons or think them irrelevant and stupid.
  3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial and error, experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiment that ultimately "works."
  4. A lesson is repeated until learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.
  5. Learning lessons does not end. There is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. If you are alive there are lessons to be learned.
  6. "There" is no better than "here." When your "there" has become a "here" you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."
  7. Others are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.
  8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.
  9. Your answers lie inside you. The answer to life's questions lie inside you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.
  10. This will often be forgotten, only to be remembered again.


(Cherie Carter-Scott)

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November 12th, 2007

09:46 am

“The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life.”
~~Richard Bach

“Don't believe what your eyes are telling you. All they show is limitation. Look with your understanding, find out what you already know, and you'll see the way to fly.”
~~Richard Bach

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